This is an actual item from Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction, which is an actual shop in Philadelphia.

I lovehate everything about this. Look at the detail that went into this display. There’s the reinforced string hole; the hand-stamped label; the artful arrangement of the matchsticks; the lovely row of bottles. My goodness.

This all does nothing to distract me from the fact that never was there a more hipster product than this.